Thursday, September 22, 2016

The Man Who Mistook his Wife for an iPhone

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When I said "I do" in 1999 there was no iPhone. Over the past 5-10 years I see my husband gleam longingly at her. He talks and reacts enthusiastically with her. His body has changed form due to her. His head is positioned to always look at her directly. He rides his bike with her. Cannot leave the house without her. He listens to her as she guides him along. He even looks into her eyes as he's driving! He touches her gently and moves his hands and fingertips all over her body.  Moving up and down and back and forth. BUT I put an end this this. His new iphone7+ was delivered today and I've hidden it never to be found again. Blackmail is heavenly.

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